WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

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everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

overtheadriatic:

sadisticbrit:

peter capaldi is a blessing on this world

Oh god I was so worried about this too

The more he talks about this upcoming season and the stuff he won’t put up with, the more I’m starting to believe he killed Steven Moffat and keeps telling everyone he’s on vacation while writing all his episodes himself.

In other news, my cat bruised and cut my boobie.

AND NOW I CAN’T LAY ON MY STOMACH CAUSE IT HURTS

Annnnnd now my little cousin is stealing everyone’s cell phone to call me every twenty minutes JUST TO FUCKING TELL ME SHE MISSES ME.

THIS IS BEYOND ANNOYING

This time it was from my mom’s phone. She shouldn’t even HAVE my mom’s phone. I asked her if my mom needed anything, and she said she has no idea where she is.

SO YOU DECIDED TO TAKE HER PHONE

AMAZING LOGIC KID

Chillin with some soda, ramen, and my video games.
It’s a great day to be alive.

Dr. Horrible’s all cut out! Now we’re gonna go get food.

Cutting out Dr. Horrible!

NO NEEDLES YAY

At the doctor’s office for my MU physical. Oh yay. They better not plan on coming near me with any needles.
Buy then I’m gonna go work on cosplay with friend! I got my Dr. Horrible coat pattern in the mail today, and I’m super excited to get started.

Large Magellanic Clouds & Tarantula Nebula NGC 2070

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

mishacollinsiscool:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

??? someone please explain this

deansass:

Misha shows us how he looks when he texts/tweets 



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